23.5.08

Green beans revisited

Yesterday at approximately 17:45, a mother warmed some Stage 1 green baby food for her 6 month old baby. The baby didn't care too much for the Stage 1 green baby food, but her mother was persistent, and she managed to eat the small bowl her mother had prepared. With each bite, the Stage 1 green baby food went into the buccal cavity, and while an estimated 90% of the Stage 1 green baby food was pushed back out, the remaining 10% of the Stage 1 green baby food was inadvertently swallowed. The 10% of Stage 1 green baby food passed through the esophagus and into the stomach, where the Stage 1 green baby food was further processed for digestion. After a sufficient amount of time passed, the Stage 1 green baby food was sent on to the small bowel. Here, the Stage 1 green baby food was stripped of nutrients. The nutrients were absorbed, and the remainder of the 10% of Stage 1 green baby food was then passed on to the large bowel. Stage 1 green baby food was nearing excretion! When the remainder of the 10% of Stage 1 green baby food was finally excreted, the mother was surprised to see that it had, during the last 10 hours, turned into Stage 2 green baby food...just a little more lumpy than Stage 1 green baby food! Impressive trick this young mother's daughter had accomplished! The young mother could not help but think, "What an incredible genius child I have! My child can produce Stage 2 green baby food from Stage 1 green baby food. Perhaps we could go into business!"

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